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Fucking My Way Out of a Fine In Thailand Oh Ya

It has always been my dream to visit Thailand, the sex capital of the world. When my brother asked me to join him there I didn’t hesitate to take him up on it. He is a reprobate, so I was sure we would be in for some good fun. Little did I know that I was going to have to fuck my way out of a fine, but it wasn’t all bad.

Just strolling through the streets one night, my brother wanted to go into a brothel. I just wanted to site at a quiet bar and watch the world go by. So we separated and went our own way. My brother likes to pay for sex, he says if they don’t do it right you can make they do it all over again, until they do, do it right.

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I found a bar, had a drink and went outside to smoke. There was a Thai policeman across the road watching me and I waved a greeting. But why was he watching me so? I realized that it must be because he liked what he saw and he wasn’t bad to look at either.

Glanced exchanges went back and forth across the street, there was a bit of chemistry here, but sadly my cigarette was finished, so I killed it on the pavement and went to go back inside the bar. Then I felt someone gently take the inside of my arm and I turned around.

It was the cop and very politely he asked me to accompany me to his police vehicle as he had to issue a fine. "A fine – for what?" I responded. For breaking the law was his response.

I asked him what the problem was and he said he had to fine me for dropping my cigarette butt on the pavement. "Why?" I asked, and he explained to me that this was against the law, and a 0 (US) fine applied.

Trying to talk my way out of it, I said I was a tourist and that I didn’t know the law and was promptly told that this was no excuse for breaking it. Thinking I might end up in a Thai prison (something no-one wants) I turned on the charm and I asked him how I could avoid the fine.

He wasn’t shy, he just came right out and asked me for a date, so I said yes – 0 is a lot of money when you are on holiday. He invited me into the car, we drove off to a quiet beach and he fucked me right there in the car.

We saw each other a few times after that, asnd he even took me for dinner at his family home, which was interesting, but the fucking was never so good as that first illicit fuck on the beach. Thank God he didn’t turn out to be an axe murderer or a pervert.

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